i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
his eyes are fucked up, he bumped into the cabinet while standing in my office, and he's pounding chicken soup, and he must have chewed on 8 pieces of gum before he got here.
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
I'm just going to eat my milkshake, watch teen wolf, masturbate, and lament my inability to form meaningful relations with men who aren't gay
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
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