I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
i an so hammered right now. I'm about to pass out but i just found the lion king dvd and i'm so happy words don't even describe.
I'm gonna name my first kid mufasa regardless if It's a boy or girl
Totally just asked Dad if I needed to show the real estate guy my tits so he would let us buy the house. I've really got to work on that filtering thing.
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
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