Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
We should see who can shotgun a beer faster over iPhone FaceTime
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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