soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
I'm in the line at Chipotle thinking: "What combo will best prepare my body for the open bar I'm going to subject it to tonight?"
BRING THE BAGELS
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
sweet Jesus, who thought 13 martinis was a good idea? 11 was probably sufficient.
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
wow bdsm is so cute
ugffhh I have work in 4 hours and have recieved zero sleep, seeing that I'm trapped in the arms of a snoring bear man. can't. breathe. lost in the forestry of his chest hair.
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