Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I'm drunk. And at a vegan cafe. You would hate it. Don't tell my hipster friend but I kinda hate it too.
You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
She broke both of her ankles trying to jump off the balcony. it's like every time she drinks she makes even more impressively bad decisions than the last time
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
Had a job interview today. Walked into the room and said "IT'S GO TIME, BITCHES".
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