what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
my little brother just told me that I should start chasing my vodka with slim fast. genious.
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
just served this dwarf dude an entire pitcher of malt liquor. watching this will totally be worth my bartender's certification.
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
Listen, unless you want to spend your birthday in a trunk, you better invite me
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
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