So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
i know i saw many looks of jealousy when i walked solo into subway carrying a cheesy gordida crunch after taco bell closing hours
I'm sure for most of the people, it was the one and only miracle they will see
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
And on the way out from Applebee's he tried to take the basket of toothpicks claiming he was using them as a tax write off. Last time I babysit my dad on thirsty Thursday.
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