Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
he puts the penis in happiness.
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
If I had to summarise my weekend I would do so using the words "horrifying romanian moonshine"
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
I woke up this morning cradling my vibrator like it was a baby
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
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