im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
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