You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.. I just figured you were drunk and needed somewhere to crash, but your no where to be found. I'll I have is this corn dog. call me when you get this. I'm worried! --mom
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
What you have to understand is that our lives aren't a disappointment so much as they crashed and burned with lethal doses of radiation and dog shit.
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