I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.. I just figured you were drunk and needed somewhere to crash, but your no where to be found. I'll I have is this corn dog. call me when you get this. I'm worried! --mom
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
When I am this hungover I become increasingly grateful for having my own private office
I don't think it's a coincidence that the day I just happen to do the splits at the gym I come back with 7 guys' phone numbers.
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
Randomize
