I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
I'm sports announcer narrating myself making a sandwich. Your weed wins.
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
I woke up with a giant paw print on the side of my face, my jaw hurts, and I have no idea how any of this happened.
Randomize
