i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
You could have chosen coming to fuck me over getting too hammered to drive. But you made your bed, and now you get to jack off alone in it.
I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
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