You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
true... I just kept thinking "THAT IS A PENIS. OMG THAT IS A PENIS. DOES HE KNOW IM STARRING? STOP LOOKING. OMG THIS IS AWKWARD. PENISSSSS"
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
How does it feel to date your dad?
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
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