return my video game
Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
He showed up at my house with roses and a bottle of vodka... to watch a movie. obvi i took the vodka and didn't sleep with him
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
My ovaries melted while we were talking. I almost told him I would suck his soul out through his dick
That would be a memorable parent teacher conference for sure
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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