On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
Theres a dude at this concert at the urinal double fisting beers, taking drinks from both while simultaneously pissing euerywhere. He is my hero
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
I have three paper towels stuck up my vagina. This is not a time to be calm.
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
Okay I'm ready to show you that my weiner still works
Too late, I'm convinced it's broken
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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