How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
I just gave my mom some ones that look like they've probably been in some strippers cooter. Oops.
Haha. Just tell your mom not to smell them
Hey mom, most of this money I'm giving you is in ones. Don't ask why and whatever you do don't smell them.
Sounds legit to me.
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
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