Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
I just speedwalked down the broken metro escalator while high. Basically all my worst fears combined
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
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