She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
our new exchange student wants to hear all about America's greatest politician, "Oprah." it's gonna be a long fucking day
Actions speak louder than pants.
Admitting I go to nursing school is my subtle way of saying, yes, I know every muscle in your penis and how to effectively use them.
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
That's the second time in a week someone has called me to talk drunk you into getting up off the floor. This needs to stop.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
whose ass print is on the piano?
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
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