she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
stop changing my ringtone to people fucking, it looks bad at work
So somehow I got from NYC to a suburban town in the middle of Jersey. At 4am. Thank god there are trains that can rectify my mistakes...
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
You kept trying to make cocktails with my protein powder last night...
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
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