Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Oh my god. I think I just sexted my mom...
What?!
Fwd: Ride me, you sleek sleek woman!!!
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
once I found out that a naked stripper wasn't gonna pop out of the cake I kind of just lost interest in the party
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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