whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
i woke up to find out i googled the Twilight Eclipse trailer. so either drunk me doesn't know that i'm straight, or sober me doesn't know that i'm gay
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
Giving me the bigger bowl of ramen isn't considered "romantic"
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
Everyone was trying to get you to do a keg stand but you refused & instead declared you could do it yourself, crouched on the keg in your 6 inch heels, leaned over, and gave yourself one.
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
I have a bottle of vodka wrapped in a leg warmer in my purse. This is what it takes to get through Christmas with my family.
I look excited, but its just a facade.
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
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