laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
I just stood up and am wasted. I think I just admitted to my mom that I am trying to fuck everyone in New York because they're skinny and ethnically ambiguous. Meanwhile, happy hour isn't over yet.
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
Dude. The amount of love and appreciation from a house full of stoners when you come home at 4 am with donuts is overwhelming. The kind of love to make Jesus have to work a little harder at his unconditional love thing.
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
You don't know being judged until its 7:30 in the morning and you're on 2 hours of sleep halfway between drunk and hungover wearing pajama pants at an international airport while saying how proud you are that you found the airport's bar immediately and how disappointed you are that it's closed
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
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