Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
He said I was the "egg mcmuffin" of blowjobs. I'm flattered.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
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