are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
A woman in the waiting room at the STD clinic told me that she is going to pray to jesus for my penis.
and people in Baltimore still get a bad wrap.
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
My penis needs a shock collar
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
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