I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
I tried saying sorry but instead I puked down her shirt and tried to clean it up... Now I have a bruise on my forehead. good news, before she left she wrote her number on my stomach with sharpie
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