friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
There's not really an emoticon that says "I'm sorry I honked your boobs, and that you weren't a fan of that."
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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