I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
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