But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
She is the absolute last thing I would want to screw. Honestly. Fellating a porcupine. Higher on the list.
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
Had a dream I went to Disney to visit you and then I got really drunk and puked all over these little kids in line
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
I left my ice cream out over night, it's melted, fuck this, I just poured Bailey's in it. Problems solved.
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
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