he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
The ultimate Father's Day bonding experience: Both getting bailed out of jail by mom for mooning some shithead cop.
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
He goes from zero to fucking up in 2.4 drinks. Like the sportscar of bad decision making.
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
How do I explain to work that I woke up in my underwear on a trampoline and that I'm not coming in?
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
You offered him a “Sorry I Blew Your Brother” Blowjob. How does that make it right?
I promised him it would be better than the one I gave his brother which is really nice of me since their actually only half brothers and his brother is cuter
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