the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
operation harelip BJ is a go
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
The slot machines are wishing me happy birthday. Mission success.
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
I air guitared a man's prosthetic leg on the bar to Bruce Springsteen. That's how it's going
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
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