No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
I can't help but feel like we would be friends still if my phone didn't always capitalize BUTTLOAD...
My pants are like a grocery bag containing ONLY jelly beans right now.
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
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