his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
i just got a fart via voicenote. blackberry has officially changed history.
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
No I am not eating basil off your cock
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
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