yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
Dating a girl 4 years younger than you is like living in a Taylor Swift song...
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
Why is there puke in my guitar?
Because you puked in your guitar.
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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