my bed looks and feels like i need to buy plan b.
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
He left his umbrella behind in my bed to 'keep me company', then stole my front door key before he went to work
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
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