walked into a party last night, i saw 3 ex gfs standing in a circle talking to each other...that's the quickest u-turn i've ever made in my life.
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
my little brother just asked me why i have handcuffs. How do I tell him that his sister likes being taken advantage of in the bedroom?
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
is that a dick in a sweater?
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
It's time you knew: I have been dating your probation officer for 7 months. Pretty certain he's THE ONE. So, thanks for being a criminal.
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