This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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