I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
The difference between you and me last night was that I didn't remember getting into the cab and you didnt know we were in one.
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
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