guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
phone sex would be way better if there was an app for that...
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
You walked in, sat down, looked at the waiter and said, "I'm only having deserts and liquor."
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
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