i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
Got a blowie from her in the cab on the way home. Made awkward eye contact with the cabbie who said, and I quote "Keep the mess in her mouth bro", I did so only out of respect
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
He once bought a dildo and put fifty dollars and a happy anniversary note in the battery compartment I gotta lock him down while hes available
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
I asked him if we were exclusive and he followed up with, "If a tree falls in the woods and no ones around, does it still make a sound?" Wtf am I supposed to do with that?!
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
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