im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
While I was banging her, her cell rang. She checked to see who it was, answered it, and moaned, "I'm dumping you."
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
No need to call an exterminator, the ants overdosed on the leftover lines on the counter.
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
The cop was yelling at you as you layed on the sidewalk and you wouldn't take him seriously cause you thought it was some dude in a cop costume.
It all went downhill when I figured out I could launch myself into people with my crutches
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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