Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
weed, chlorine, and victory. my bed smells like i had sex with michael phelps.
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
Apparently the library doesn't care about celebrating the day Jesus became a zombie.
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
Randomize
