I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
He called me at 4am to ask me to marry him, then threw up into the phone for 10 minutes.
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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