I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
Just got a call from someone claiming to be my son . How do I initiate a conversation. Tell me about the last eighteen years. And by the way who is your mom again?
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
If only I could bank my drunk hookups for a sober IOU.
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
Randomize
