ya dads aren't the best wingmen
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
I just named my vagina "The Boneyard"
More like "Chia Pet"
i just recognized the girl sitting across from me from a lesbian porno... should i ask for an autograph?
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
There's an old guy having a conversation with his penis in the bathroom right now.
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
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