I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
Nothing motivates a person to clean their apartment like puking up cheese ravioli beer-tequila chicken wings for eight hours.
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
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