belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
Just set up my first threesome: a rapper and a Marine. Pretty sure at least 80% of girls in America hate me right now.
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
I guess the wine stains on your shirt and the $2 vodka tonics you're sweating out just scream, "Welcome to DC, please ask me for directions."
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
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