He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
i can't believe i brushed your teeth last night. so drunk.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
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