There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
they ran out of cups so I just drank out of a cowbell.
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
I'm drinking whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
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