The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
I know what you meant. If you want babies in time for your birthday, we gonna need either a time machine or a ski mask.
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
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