yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
In other news there is a guy at my office who I'm pretty sure will be wearing someone's skin as a coat one day.
I don't want to flatter myself but after the way he was looking at me today I think it might be me.
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
You know we have no secrets, right? I mean, you saw me shitting in a gift bag drunk and naked on Christmas eve.
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
I am eating a fluff-a-nutter sandwich at the gym right now. I brought vodka too.
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
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