I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
No... We were arguing over whose family is more dysfunctional... Then my brother stumbled in and puked all over jakes ugly dog.
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
He left my apartment when I broke up with him just as my booty call was walking in. It was a little awkward...
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
Seriously, even though I keep it clean, I could douse it in bleach and set it on fire and still not be comfortable with you actually holding it. It's been in my VAGINA.
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
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