That's intense
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
cashier rang me up and said, "white people are funny." like i'm NOT the only white person to buy just lettuce & 40 glow sticks
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
Hey will pizza rolls help if you accidentally get a diabetic chihuahua drunk?
With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
Someone put pennies in the toilet. This isn't a fucking wishing well
Uhmmmm is there really any way to tactfully ask "you into me jerking you off with my feet... or nah" cause if you find one let me know 😂
my grocery cart consisted of hershey bars, sour patch kids, starbursts, mayo, 4 frozen pizzas, 4 lunchables, and chips. clearly, i can't do this on my own.
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