So i'm in mason getting an ultrasound.. and there are a bunch of hicks in here with their wild ass children and this one young mom yells at her kid "harley sit!"
You should introduce yourself as garth. As in garth brooks.
so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
he cracked the bottle of jager at 11am and said "hey, its Saturday and I gotta do something"
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
My dealer, who also happens to be a male stripper, just invited me to watch him perform tonight. Boundaries buddy, boundaries.
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
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