Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
Fine. I'll sleep in my office
Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
It tastes like you we're too lazy to shower and instead just sprayed yourself with Febreeze.
You have a very discerning palate.
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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